"You two have been very naughty..." Santa began. He would list the highlights of their recent naughtiness,
and then he would explain what they would become for Chris Stevenson. Mike would ask who the hell Chris was
and Santa would tell him, he's the boy I'm giving you two to!
Mike & Jeff are suddenly naked & shrinking to action figure size.
"What the he..." Mike started.
Relax, you two will make an excelent gift for the boy, I don't know exactly what you'll end up as, he hasn't quite decided what he wants yet! Both Mike and Jeff quickly found themselves on blank cards, in a blister pack.
Chris opened his eyes on chrismas morning, and walked into the commonroom, the orphange had hoped that some one would adopt Chris, but at age 13 and being gay, they knew that there was little chance of him being adopted. The fact that he still believed in Santa and other crazy stuff, ment that there was even less chance of him being adopted.
Chris looked up at the housemother Ann, and smiled saying,"Good thing come in small packages, And I see many small packages!" He dove into the stack of gifts, calling over the younger children.
Finally pulled out a pair of gifts addressed to him.
"So, what did you get sweetie?" Ann asked.
"Well, these are just what I want them to be, Santa said that I could decide at Christmas, so the first one Is Sargent Mike of special ops, he's my Dad, and this one is Master Magican Jeff, and they're my daddies, they so love each other, and me!