Jake and his buddies had been cruising the bar like usual. They weren't particularly
attractive or popular. In fact, Jake hadn't had anyone for over a year now. He was bi so was
willing to sleep with anyone but no one wanted to sleep with him.
He had dreamed of being more muscular and had tried developing himself at the gym but
his metabolism worked against him leaving him small and plain. He also thought that his
manhood was on the small side. Jake thought that his physical lack was the reason he
couldn't get a date. He wanted to be better.
But he tried anyway to pick up guys or girls that he might get lucky with. He saw her. She
was pretty. She wasn't gorgeous like a supermodel. She was homely and plain but pleasant.
Jake hoped that she might be interested in some fun. She sat in the bar drinking a Shirley
Temple alone.
He walked up to her and tried out his best pick up line. She said, "Not interested." He
persisted. She said, "Leave me alone." He said, "I know my body isn't that great and I'm not
wealthy but I'm the best you'll ever hook up with."
That was it. The girl became furious and she began to transform right there in front of his
eyes. She suddenly became very gorgeous. Her raven black hair flowed large around her
and down to her waist. Her bosom expanded. Her plain clothes became a red sequin dress.
Her face was breathtaking.
She said, "You think I come here looking for sex? I heard the live band playing jazz and
stopped to listen but I guess you didn't even notice that there was live music. You picked
the wrong person to hit on buddy. I curse you. I place a curse on you."
Jake felt heat throughout his body and then his body began to grow. Muscles popped on
his arms and legs. He had so much muscle that his clothes began to fall off. He grew taller.
There happened to be a mirror nearby. When his underwear broke open, he started to
cover himself in embarrassment until he noticed how well endowed he had become.
Jake said, "This is a curse. You've given me the ideal body. Every woman will want me
now."
The girl said, "Oh, it's a curse. There's more to come. I also made you wealthy so that you
can attract women with your wealth."
Jake laughed, "Yea, what a curse."
The girl said, "And you will have plenty of sex from now on. You'll have sex several times a
day, everyday from now on."
Jake laughed, "Alright, keep cursing me girl."
The girl said, "But you'll be deaf and dumb. You won't be able to talk or listen ever again.
Even if you figure out some other form of communication, the curse will prevent you from
using it. You will never be able to communicate with anyone and therefore will never have
a relationship with anyone. It will be just sex and only sex."
Jake looked at her with confusion.
The girl said, "My name is Carol. There is a way you can remove the curse once you've
learned your lesson. When your heart changes so that you prefer a relationship over a
fling, I'll know and decide what to do with you then."