7...that drew a confused look from people, but the piece was already moving along 7 spaces. Everyone was hoping it was a luck number 7 instead of a bad luck roll. Jeff while confused was a little skeptical down within, not sure if this was all an elaborate and..brilliantly executed prank. Slowly, precisely, the piece moved...4....5....6.......7 the board glowed and spoke aloud.
"Your not taking this game seriously...so now with your new look no one will take you seriously...except your girlfriend of course."
Jeff doubled over as he felt a twinge of pain that lasted for a second and then was gone as his body started to shift and change, his shape started to puff out as he gained weight becoming very plump with what some would describe as a cute beer belly. White appeared around his mouth and eyes as black covered his jaw, it looked like a painted on beard. His eyebrows turned from blonde to black as they reformed, changing from hairy natural eyebrows to painted on eyebrows, any other person would think it was just make-up...His hair changed suit, becoming matted and feathery as if it was not washed in ages, the colour changing from blonde to a dark brown. He watched as the tip of his nose inflated turning red into a bulbous clown nose, larger than Terri's. Terri reached out and squeezed it, HONK, like hers it honked loudly, except it was a more deeper honk than hers. His lips turned blue and arced into a permanent smile as pink blush appeared on his cheeks.
His clothes reformed into your stereotypical hobo garments, a plaid suit, dark in colours but with the occasional large colourful patches where holes had been fixed or patched up. His feet now filling the large black clown shoes he wore. A bowler hat appeared on his head as he looked down at himself...."What?..." he asked to no one in particular, completely shocked at his appearance..and his goofy sounding voice.