"Uh, coach" Ryan said as he entered the coaches office.
"Yes, Ryan, what is it?"
"I'd like to ask a favor. P.E. is in two hours and, uh, I was wondering if you'd let me be a
jockstrap during P.E." Ryan stammered through.
"You what?" The coach yelled.
"I have a note signed by my parents agreeing to let me do this." Ryan said showing the
note.
Coach asked, "How did you get your parents to agree."
Ryan said, "It took a lot of talk. It took days just to explain to everyone that I can become a
jockstrap. But finally my parents agreed. This will be my new career. I'll become a personal
fitness trainer." Ryan didn't explain how he'd gotten cooperation from Vinnie and Snake on
this in exchange for free services from Ryan. "I'll lease myself out as a jock strap and coach
people through exercises. I'll even go camping as a jock strap and coach whoever is
wearing me to become more physically fit. My parents insisted that I can't drop out of
school but they realized that my time in P.E. would best be served from now as a jock
strap. So in two hours, when I show up for P.E., assign me to a kid who needs some
personal training and he can wear me during class."