Bryan uses all his might and lifts the glass. He gets out. Instantly he looks for a place to hide. He jumps and lands on Derrick's butt. He would never look there. Bryan shrunk a little more. He then climbed in Derrick's pants. Then n his underwear. Bryan was on a huge jiggling butt. He crawled into the crack and sat against the side. He crawled a little further. It was pitch black. Bryan got a funny feeling. Suddenly a rumbling came. Then a blast of stale air blew Bryan out against Derrick's underwear. Derrick had farted. "At least he didn't shit!" said Bryan. As if Derrick read his mind Bryan heard Derrick say: "Better go to the bathroom."
Bryan ran back into the crack and further this time. He looked back and saw the toilet. Suddenly he felt a direction change. Derrick had sat down. There was a louder rumble and Bryan stood flat against Derrick's ass' side. The massive piece of shit passed him but a piece got stuck on his pants. Bryan was dragged into the toilet with it. Then he was flushed. Luckily the crap was to big and didn't go the first time. This gave Bryan time to climb out. Bryan reached Derrick's body just in time and headed for his foot. He sat between Derrick's big toe and second toe then fell asleep.