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Will Clark Kent turn Dan into bacon?

added 12 years ago O

Now on top of his many other talents, Ole MacDonald mixes a mean moonshine,and
he had taught Shelilah the family business.

However that fine summer day in 1947 when Dan the Sow was stumbling about the barn yard,
OM had come back to lend his niece a hand with a new batch of greased lightening.

As we all know,superheroes can't get drunk on normal booze,and Superman,Bat Man ,Green Lanntern
and sundry others had flown over ( some quite literally ) to help OM get a new still going
somewhere near the barnyard.

So it was that Superman,Bat Man and Dick Tracy ,arms linked,were weaving
up the farm lane singing a off key " 99 bottles of beer on the wall"
and obviously quite drunk.

Superman spotted a pig running toward him squealing away and said

"Betchaas I can roasht that porker wish my heat vistion in undersh ..."


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