School is almost out, and you don't have a summer job. Infact you've never had a job before. Every idea you have on where to work, someone tells you that you'll never get any hours there or that place sucks. As a last resort you look through the paper and you find two job offerings saying "Job offers $3000 a month for being an aide to scientists, clean beakers, etc." and "Test Subjects wanted for Umbrella Corp, the future of tomorrow, for $490 a week".