Fred thought carefully, and decided to agree. "OK, but under five
conditions.I don't think you will find then unreasonable", Fred (in
Jill's body) said. The real Jill (in Fred's body) said, "Okay, I am
listening", when abruptly, the door burst open, and Russ crashed through the doorway. Remembering that Jill had a short fuse, a special way of speaking, and a terrible temper, the real Jill watched in amazement as Fred proved he could literally have been born as her. Grabbing a robe that said JILL KILLS PRATS (secretly her favourite, "Fred" watched as "Jill" stalked menacingly over to Russ, while the real Jill thought: Russ looks terrified. I've simply GOT to learn Fred's technique, 'cause it's frighteningly effective! Using his best "Jill" voice, Fred said, "This exactly why I left in the furst place, Russ! Listening at keyholes on private conversations is not at all polite! Is it, Fred?" Using her best "Fred" voice, Jill said, "Definitely not!" "Jill" said, "If you want to hear something, hear this: If I find you attempting to even try listening in on a private conversation, I will break your arms. I may be a woman, but I am perfectly capable of making good my threat. Now leave!" Russ swiftly fled.