Dixie swayed happily as she walked through the Clinic, the brown bag bouncing against her hip as she moved to the examination room.
Ty's mother was distracted by filling out the clinic's paperwork. Women don't often make deposits, so the forms were a bit difficult to complete.
Dixie placed the frozen Ty on a lab table.
"Now Ty", Dixie beamed, "This is my chance to complete your transformation into something that will be completely harmless."
Dixie moved to a large machine, the cellular fluid extractor, and turned it on. It made a loud whirling sound. She placed the petri dish beneath a long syringe and filled it with fluid.
"This machine flushes out the eggs before they're impregnated. I am going to separate you into sperm and egg, honey. Then no more baby Ty."
The machine's light glow red than green. The process began. The petri dish filled with a milky white liquid. This would help float the sperm away from the egg. The lights blinked yellow--the transformation was complete. Dixie bent over a smiled triumphantly. A small dribble of milky white washings, 7.5 ccs of fluid flowed into a test tube. Nurse Dixie tapped the sticky substance on the test tube side, put on a rubber cork and placed the tube in her front breast pocket. The egg was placed on a small slide for freezing and she handed one half of Ty to a lab assistant. The egg was prepared for freezing. Ty's mother walked in.
"There's your baby, safe and sound," Dixie pointed. "He's about to be suspended and frozen forever. He will be alright, if we wish to defrost him at some later date." Dixie smiled knowing that the egg was unfertile and would never make baby Ty again. She was going to see to that.
Ty's mother patted the petri dish. "It's the best thing, honey," she said. "I will miss you." A tear formed in her eye. Dixie scoffed quietly. Ty's mother left. Dixie was going to deal with the rest of Ty once and for all.
"Ty, we've decided to delay your conception... just a bit," Dixie smiled coolly as she held up the white glob in the test tube to the light. You see I think you were at your best when you were a glob of sperm. Your mother doesn't think so, and we made a deal...that's why you're still with us." She looked disdainfully at the little liquid jizz in the jar, then pulled it closer to her face, addressing the jar as she spoke out of ear shot of Ty's mother. "Frankly, I think she should have swallowed you when she had the chance and I told her it would be my pleasure to solve her little problem once and for all and fulfill your destiny as a digested load. But no," Dixie bit her lip. "Apparently has some feelings toward you and decided on this course of action. You're going to be frozen like the other lab sperm."
"Believe me... maybe someday I'll get the chance to once and for all take care of you. You're going to be cryogenically frozen, suspend in a vat of liquid nitrogen and turned into a kind of semen Popsicle." Dixie laughed with this remark. "Maybe some day you and I will have date at a Sperm Bank picnic. . . I'll put what's left of you on a stick and lap you up and dribble you all over the top of my bikini."
"Nurse Dixie" came a voice, "here are the equine shipments from the stud farm. They need to go out to the mares. Can you take care of it."
"I'll get right on it," she replied, then quietly, "what I'd really like to get on Ty is you." Suddenly she came up with an idea. She could get rid of the Ty sperm in a novel way. She substited a label from the equine shipment: "Avenger Semen #12932-viable until September 2020." She switched the horse semen with the Ty sample. She laughed, "This is even better... soon some mare is going get a load of Ty up her vagina."
The shipment went out that day. At Brookfield Farms a mare in heat was given a vial of Avenger sperm. Did it take?