What Jeff didn't realize was that his online pizza order had accidentally triggered his horror transformation
scenario. Because he hadn't been specific except for the pizza order itself, the Chronivac was whirring through
the internet to design a pizza based horror transformation. It was getting an interesting variety of hits
ranging from psycho deliverymen to tiny Jonas Brothers singing atop a large pizza. The tags for delivery and
pizza were the main search parameters. There were also hits for some Nick Cartoon involving vampire pizzas that
slept in the boxes during the day. Then there were all the horror flicks where the victims were eating pizza
when the story began. The Chronivac whirred other "food" options displayed. South Park's Cartman's human
chilli, Vincent Price's Theatre of Blood, Saturn eating his children, Zeus eating Athena's pregnant mother,
Hannibal Lector's preferred cuisine, and a variety of lesser known gastronomical atrocities were scanned.
The doorbell rang - the pizza was here. The Chronivac chimed a moment later. The transformation program was
running. Jeff reached for the doorknob.