“Sexy dog?” I ask looking toward the doctor in confusion.
“Yes. That breed is very well built and proudly displays what it has if you know what I mean.”
“You lost me doc.”
“It’s not important. Now do you have any other questions before we begin?” The lab tech says quickly as he glances at his watch.
“Well what do you mean about me getting horny? You will drug me to make me want to breed with a dog?” I ask trying to not openly show my disdain for this so called professional.
The lab tech grins a bit and peers closely at me threw the bars of the cage. “Well had your parents not got you circumcised when you where born you might have some idea what a male dog experiences.” He pauses as I am sure at this point my confusion was plain to see. “You will grow a sheath, a canine sheath to be exact. But as you will find out having your shaft enclosed in that protective layer of skin makes you…how should I put this…much more aware of your maleness.”
“You’re saying having a foreskin will make me horny?”
“No. But you will become hypersentive down there. This is why you see male dogs licking themselves. And when you smell your first bitch in season we will not have to do anything to encourage you.”
“It’s too late to change my mind right?” I ask not liking the way this doctor is looking at me.
“Correct. Now hold still please so we can do this will as less pain for you as possible.” The lab tech says as he quickly injects me with something before I have a chance to reply.