Now sooner or later that altering mind of your's was going to cut to the chase and do you in.
Back in your subconsious a part of your mind was totally dragon
and it cunningly set you up for the fall.Somewhere along the way your
notions of what a 'female' was had changed,without you realizing it.
Whilst the term 'female 'meant nothing one way or another to
your conscious mind,to that nasty subconscious part of you it meant
a whole female dragon in the complete sense of the word.
Hence when the notion "it would be nice if you wished you were
a female" arose from the black murky depths of your mind,you just stood there
stupidly for a few seconds,unawares what a 'female' was,then made the wish
as instructed,popped in the quarters,guggled down the can and were
unprepared for the searing fire that tore through every atom
of your body as your grew
huge,beastial,primordial,vast and nasty and greedy,totally fourlegged,animalistic and not human.
Now that you were properly a female dragon,you reared back your
spiny long neck,swung open those nine foot long jaws of yours and
spewed forth a blazing gout of dragons fire that melted the wish
machine into the bubbling tar.
Then you reared up on your hind legs,roaring,announcing
the arrival of the new dragon in this neck of the woods.