"You will have the fish tail of a goldfish in place of your legs. You will not have to go to school but instead you will clean your mother's Mermaid fish scales as everyone you know in this town will turn into Mermaids and Mermen. You'll be treated like a Mermaid servant at home."
"THIS IS ALL CRAP! I'm hanging up!" *CLICK* the line went dead. "now where is that sock?"