Of course it didn't work.
So instead Ashley stayed on the bench whilst Josh and Tom boarded the ride and entered the gaping fanged mouth of the Haunted House.
Now after about 45 minutes Ashley was getting bored and eagerly looked up
when a poorly dressed tramp marched up and asked her if she wanted to make a
few bucks running Mega Robo Wyrm whilst he was out having a pee.
Ashley accepted and followed the tramp to Mega Robo Wyrm,which was a rather huge
mechanical dragon that was intended to give kids a ride on its back.
The tramp pulled out a bottle from his trenchcoat and told her to drink the stuff.
The sight of the two crisp $100 bills he dangled before her did the trick.
She slugged down the contents of the bottle,felt woozy,and let the tramp lead
her to a portable chair where he strapped some electrodes on her head and flicked a switch.
Ashley felt herself being drawn out of her body into the innards of Mega Robo Wyrm.
After a few minutes she could see through the machines eyes,and way down below the tramp
was explaining she'd get mobility in a few more minutes.
In the meantime he explained she'd drunk a rubber band potion and it would
protect her human body whilst her mind resided in Mega Robo Wyrm.
The tramp explained a few things about the mechanical dragons handling and sailing characteristics.then hobbled off to have his pee.
A few minutes later Ashley got Mega Robo Wyrm moving and she'd barely
got it underway when she heard a squelching sound.
Horrified she lifted that huge heavy forepaw and discovered her flattened human body
lay squished in the footprint the machine had made.
She moved her squished human body about,and realized why the
tramp had made her drink the rubber band potion.Things happen around
60 tonne robots.
Carefully she lifted up her comatose body,which was starting to resume
its original unflattened shape,and placed it atop a roof corner of Haunted House.