Tom and Josh got on the ride anyway. The outside of the ride looked amazing. They sat in their seats and buckled up. The seats began to
move.
But as soon as they moved past the first gate into the ride, both boys became severely disappointed. All the money had been spent decorating
the exterior of the ride. Inside, it was just a bunch of cardboard cutouts with pictures of monsters that looked like they had been drawn in
crayon. They heard a recording of a narrator begin to talk with cheesy haunted house music in the background. They were both tempted to get
out of their seats right then and there but the buckles wouldn't cooperate.
The recording said, "Some people are afraid of the dark. Some people are afraid of falling. Some people are afraid of snakes."
The recording droned on and on describing different fears that people have. Tom rested his head on his arm out of boredom and he made
mocking gestures about how boring the recording was. Josh kept trying to open the buckle.
The recording continued, "But now we will show you the scariest creatures ever. We are about to show you your worst fear. Are you sitting
down? You better get a hold of something or the sight of these creatures terrify you so bad you won't be able to sit still."
The seat went around a bend and in front of Josh and Tom was a giant mirror.
The recording continued, "Look. Look at that. Aren't these the most hideous creatures you ever saw? Don't you want to just run screaming and
hide at the side of such scary creatures. These are definitely the scariest creatures ever."
Josh finally began yelling, "What kind of sick joke is this? I want my money back." He became more aggressive with the buckle desperately
trying to open it up.
Tom was also started yelling, "I could design a better house of horror than this. You people are idiots. If I find who made this crap, I'm going to
give him an education." Tom tried slipping out of his buckle but he was buckled in too tight. He didn't get very far.
The recording continued, "That is right Tom and Josh. You are the scariest creatures we have ever seen. You are the worst fear of just about
everyone you know."
Josh yelled, "Hey, who's messing with the recording? Which jerk is pulling this prank."
Tom said, "I'll make sure you pay for this you (expletive deleted)."
The recording continued, "But you two are not the same type of scary creature. Each of you is scary in a different way. Tom, you are a prick.
You push yourself in where you don't belong and then you try to show everyone there that you are boss. You're not wanted. You're an invasion,
an intrusion. You can't control yourself. You have to penetrate everything and you never say enough. You never back off of show any sensitivity
for the vulnerability of others. You just plunge right in all blunt and hammering."
The recording continued, "But Josh, you are a more subtle form of scary. You seem more passive on the surface. You don't invade or intrude.
But if anyone gets too close, they can easily tell that you are full of shit. You reek of it. The stench you give off is offensive and drives everyone
away. You are such an asshole. You invite people to use and abuse you but then you blame them for all your problems. You never own up to
the shit you spew everywhere you go. You play the victim card and think that excuses you."
Tom yelled, "As soon as I get hold of you I'm going to fuck you up one side and down the other. You can suck my cock boys."
Josh sat quietly muttering to himself, "They must mean a different Josh. They can't be talking about me. Just some jerks who decided to have a
laugh at my expense. Why are there such jerks in this world?"
The recording continued, "You boys may not have been scared the first time you saw yourselves but then you were still wearing your costumes.
Now we will show you what you really look like."
The seat went around a bend and in front of Josh and Tom was a giant mirror. Only this time, what the mirror showed sitting in the seats was
one giant dick and one giant asshole.
They both still had arms, legs and faces, but other than that, Tom was a giant dick and Josh was a giant asshole.
The ride ended as they passed through the last gate to exit the ride. Then the buckles unbuckled themselves and Tom and Josh were free to go.
Ashley was sitting there waiting for them with a look of shock on her face.