Feeling adventerous, you grab a random bottle and begin drinkin it down. As you empty it, you can already feel some changes
happening. Realizing that you need to go, bad, you head over to the bathroom. Knocking on it, you hear somebody throwing up, so you
wait. Realizing you have to go increasingly urgently, you finally settle to simply use the potted plant in the corner. Pulling down your
pants, you begin pissing into the little pot. Feeling increasingly uncomfortable, you notice your skin start taking an odd green texture.
You bump your foot into the pot by accident, spilling small amounts of dirt on your feet. Suddenly, they split open into what looks like
lots of roots. Stilling pissing, and now feeling extremely uncomfortable, you step into the pot, as if it was completely natural. Your "Feet"
meld together, and the roots dig into the dirt, happily finding a comfortable spot. As you begin finishing pissing, you notice that you are
now getting smaller. Amidst the rush of ejecting all fluids from your body, you hadn't been paying full attention, and the casuality of it
made your subconscious pass it off. However, as you shrink, your hair vanishes, and petals begin sprouting from the side of your head.
As your roots suck up your bodily fluids, enjoying the taste, you finally complete the transformation.
You are now a potted plant. You still have the body of a guy, though, just green, bald, with petals, and has one "leg".
Attempting to call out for help, you realize that you have lost the ability to speak. This will prove to be quite troublesome.