Andy grinned. It was here, in less than 24 hours thanks to Fedex. It was exactly what he ordered, the "Body Everywoman Wants Starter Kit."
There were jars of supplements, pheromones, creams, and gels. He followed the instructions explicitly for a whole week. The instructions said "the user will note minor physical changes, but on the seventh day, if the regimine is followed precisely, a sudden and permanent change will occur giving you the user the body everywoman wants!" The pink jarred products stunk to high heaven, but he used them liberally as instructed.
He didn't notice anything on the first two days, but on the third day he started to see some toning of his muscles. He also noticed less body hair, probably to show off his new forming muscles he thought. After all how many hairy body builders did you see. On the fourth day, he realized he didn't need to shave at all, and the hair on his head was an inch longer. He figured these were temporary side effects, his chest was getting huge, and his waist was tapering. On the sixth night, he applied all the lotions, consumed the chemicals, and went to bed excited about how he'd look when he woke up. He played with his now shoulder length hair, imaging how much women would like to play with the silky blond strands.
He woke up hornier than he'd ever been. His hand drifted down to his crotch to work off his horniness. It was smooth down there. Oh there was hair but no cock and balls. He sat up with a start horrified in to total wakefulness. He felt weight bouncing on his chest. He looked down to see a pair of perfect boobs growing from his chest. He hopped out of bed, dropped his boxers and stared at the mirror on the back of his bedroom door. He was a woman. A really, really hot woman. The kind of woman every man wants. Oh, shit, a woman wants a body that every man wants, and a man wants a body that every woman wants: the thoughts echoed in Andy's mind. He'd ordered the wrong kit.
His pussy was itching and dripping. He knew he needed cock bad. Then he remembered that his best friend Simon and those jerks Tim and Roger were supposed to stop by for a little game of basketball this Saturday morning. He heard noise in the bathroom next to his room, it had to be his brother. Andy was horrified to find himself fantasizing about all those young men at once even his brother!
The raging hormones he felt would make him any man's best lay, and if that relieved his horniness, well that would be great. He fell back on his bed, and started trying to figure out how a woman was supposed to masturbate. He used the hands on approach.
There was a knock at the door...