"Time out, time out," you say with irritation, going so far as to make
the "T" sign with your hands. "GENIE!!"
Time seems to pause, and the genie appears. "Yeah?"
"Dude..this is NOTHING like The Howling. You haven't even seen it
before, have you?" It hasn't really occurred to you that perhaps
taking that tone with an immortal of ridiculous power might not be the
best choice.
"Actually," he said with an equally irritated (if slightly stoned-
sounding) tone, "I have. However, I assumed you wanted your own
ORIGINAL adventure. The Howling was a horror movie with some action.
You simply reached the action point in your own adventure."
"But.." you grumble..."What the fuck, dude? Seriously??"
The genie looks irritated at this point, clearly not a fan of having
his wish granting powers critiqued.
"Fine," he said, his eyes narrowing. "I'll give you EXACTLY what you
want. I'll make DOUBLY sure you get what you wish for."
"It's about fucking time," you mutter, glancing at the trio of hot
women, frozen in time who are most certainly NOT werewolves.
"Alright then. Which Howling movie are you wanting to have happen?" he
asked with a smirk.
"Is it the original, where werewolves have a secret colony, which is
visited by several humans, most of whom do not survive the
experience?"
"Is it Number Two, which takes place in Transylvania, where nearly
EVERYONE is a werewolf, lots of sex occurs, but there's MOST
DEFINITELY hunters?"
"Is it Number Three, in Australia, where the werewolves have pouches
and are hunted by the government, and vulnerable to strobe lights?"
"Is it Number Four, where a whole town of people are werewolves, and
are in league with Satan, and a husband and wife are unsuspectingly
lured in?"
"Is it Number Five, where there's a solitary, serial-killer type
werewolf slowly killing off members of a small group of people as they
try and figure out who it is?"
His smirk is plastered across his face as he stares at you.
"Would you rather it be Number Six, where the werewolf is in a circus
and a prisoner of a vampire who can trigger his transformations?"
He lets out a small snicker.
"Or would you rather it be Number Seven, with an unknown werewolf
killing a whole town of folks in anticipation of her ability to turn
other people into werewolves?"