Ty opened the manual to the first chapter, Things You Should Know About Your New Crotch Attendant. It read:
"1: Your crotch attendant is a real person, not a robot or an animal. Treat him/her with the respect you would
afford a close friend.
"2: Do not be alarmed if your crotch attendant crawls into your anus/vagina. This is where they go to rest.
"3: Do not bother feeding your crotch attendant. Their bodies have been modified so that they get all required
nutrition from your crap and semen/vaginal juices.
"4: DO NOT GO TO SLEEP WITH YOUR CROTCH ATTENDANT. YOUR INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENTS WILL LIKELY CRUSH HIM/HER. Place
them inside the container provided before going to bed. Remember to shut the lid so they cannot wander off and
possibly get crushed by your pet or other family member.
"5: Ingesting your crotch attendant is fine, they are capable of surviving it. Most crotch attendants consider a
trip through your body a holiday. Just remember to crap slowly after this happens. If you push it out too fast
they will not be able to grab onto your butt hairs and they will fall into the toilet.
"6: Do not be alarmed or feel betrayed if your crotch attendant has his own. These attendants to the crotch
attendants are rewarded to crotch attendants that have re-enlisted for another 7-14 year term.
"7: If your crotch attendant requires punishment for whatever reason, please place them in the box marked
PUNISHMENT in bold red letters.
"8: Crotch attendants like to feel wanted. Remember to reward them after they do well."
Ty closed the book and decided...