You decide to turn into an inflatable pool toy. The chronic gives certain rules:
1. If subject is inflated, reversion to original form can not take place.
2. If subject becomes damaged reversion will not occur.
3. Subject will be placed in proper packaging and teleported onto a store shelf.
Jeff looks over all of the options, then decides that it is worth the risks and sets the
timer for 1 year.
Now, to choose what kind of toy I want to be...