Janet took a pen in her hand and started to write:
"Dave never interrupts me when I write."
Dave looked at the paper. He shuddered. Somehow he knew that what he did is not going to turn out good for him in the end. Especially now, after he became unable to interrupt what Janet was doing with the pen.
"People don't have heads. Their brains are located in their chests, their ears on their shoulders, eyes in the place where nipples used to be (eyelids are nipples) and their mouths are in their crotch."
Dave thought that this was just to weird; he definitely didn't want to end up as some kind of alien creature. He tried to take the pen from Janet but he found he couldn't move - she's written that he can't interrupt her. And so she continued.
"People's genitals are located on their necks. Because of their proximity to the brain they are better neurologically 'wired' together, so that during an intercourse the male can 'program' female's brain when he's 'plugged in.' By 'programming' he can alter her mannerisms, behavior, libido etc. but NOT the way she thinks. That means that the female might end up doing things different from what she want to do; her body goes on autopilot."
"Also to make it even worse for me," Janed seemed to be slowly finishing "just before the changes take place, me and Dave switch bodies, so that he's a woman and I'm a man..."