Paul lay out numb to the nuts and watching the scaple making a long slice in his piggy hide. "Hey, easy Doc!" he called as the elderly Doctor moved with lightning speed.
"Ahh, a snip, yup, nip, yup, and ..." said the Doctor with a grin.
CERPLUNK, went two big balls rolling out out their warm sac and into a bucket on the floor.
"There, a few stitches and you will be ready for a life as a Priest in some solid faithed church!" exclaimed the Doc with a silly grin.
Paul laid back on the table feeling relieved it was done and with fond hope of remaining human. As Doc cleaned up around him there came a knock to the door.