Jen: You're weird, you know that, right?
Kyle: Too late - now you get both.
I'm feeling nice, so I'm giving you a choice - become a Catgirl, or a Faun.
If you become a catgirl, you'll first become an anime version of yourself.
You'll have the ears and tail of a cat, your pupils will be slit, you'll have a nice tan, a wild hairstyle, and you'll wear a cat bell-collar, and typical
catgirl clothing. Your fingers will puff out and become paw-like, and you'll have retractable claws.
You'll behave like a typical catgirl, flirt with your boyfriend, and you'll lick instead of kiss.
This will affect all females, so that teens and adults will become teen catgirls like you, and little girls will be small kittengirls in dresses.
If you become a faun, you'll be 8 years old, have the ears, horns, and lower body of a goat, long, fluffy hair, an abundance of freckles on your
body, a sash wrapped around your chest, and panpipes to play.
You'll act very childish and silly, you'll be unable to have any negative emotions, and you won't think about sex, but you'll still love your
boyfriend and want to kiss and hug him.
All adults will become teen satyrs, all teens will become like you, all kids will become toddler fauns, and all toddlers will become baby fauns.
Everyone will keep all their knowledge.
After this call ends, you'll have 5 minuets to make up your mind, and if you run out of time, instead, you'll have eyes all over your body, and
you'll be able to see out of all of them, and everyone else will be like that too!
Whatever happens, whether you choose or not it, will be permanent! Now make your choice!
Kyle hung up. What does Jen do now?