Ben decided to try the remote first. Flipping to the correct page in the manual Ben read:
The Universal Remote
The Universal Remote works in much the same way as any remote, except that in this case, universal means
universal. The Universal Remote grants the user complete and precise control over the form of any living thing.
Simply capture the profile of the desired target by pointing the remote and pressing "Select" then use the
screen interface and buttons to alter the target profile. Changes will occur once "Apply" is pressed.
Alternatively, changes can be made without profile capture by pointing the remote at target and pressing the
various preset change buttons. However, this is not recommended as record of changes will not be stored in
memory making reversal potentially difficult.
Warning: Universal Remote provides control mainly over physical characteristics of target. Mental control over
target through use of the remote is somewhat limited. Plan accordingly.
Ben looked at the remote. After all the build up in the manual, the remote sure looked like a let down. It was fairly ordinary looking, with a primitive looking screen and a number of buttons of various shapes and sizes. As he turned it over in his hand, Ben began feeling disappointed. But, deciding he had nothing to lose, he pointed the remote at himself and pressed a button at random.