"I am the great, uh, and terrible, Wizard uh, well that doesn't matter. You attacked someone under my protection. For that you must pay," shouted the angry young wizard, who was really Dustin. He'd been the stable boy, then he'd been the mare that Mike raped, and, now after a brief visit from Ty he was a young wizard. The plan was to arrive as an enemy but to become a friend. His body still ached from his earlier penetration. Ty had asked him to be a big man about it, so Dustin decided to follow his advice.
"Petty villains, be petty!" not much of a smell but with Ty's power it was easy. He wondered if Ty had meant to give him so much power. He wondered if Ty who had felt sleepy and decided to take a nap in the straw back at the stable might have given away his powers to Dustin. He had to come up with an appropriate name. Astrogath, hmm. No. Wiccarath, no. Hoodoo, definitely not. Zed? Maybe, no. Stratos, that sounded good.
Mike and company watched in awe as the wizard seemed to grow into a giant. He was as tall as a skyscraper, but so were the trees. Their miniature weapons were useless against the monster, thought Mike, unless, he said, "Christine can you use magic to counter this spell?"
"I'm trying. I'm trying. He must be as powerful as Ty," she said then looking up at the giant wizard, she asked, "Ty is that you?"
"Ty! No, drow-witch, I am not Ty. In fact, he did return to the stable to admire your handy work, I left him in the arms of Morpheus, before coming after you. He said you were playing D & D, well you should have considered others might be playing too. Now your the right size for pieces, shall I roll the dice." He cast six giant dice the size of automobiles at the group. They scattered to avoid the tumbling juggernauts. Centaur over the hedge. Dragon into the air. Elves into the bushes and ditch next to the road.
"That's not how you play!" Brian shouted angrily pulling thorns out of his buttocks, as he climed out of a briar bush.