His hair had formed into a mullet.
"What the hell is happening to me? God, I need to get to sleep earlier tonight." he thought.
His five o'clock shadow quickly grew into a beard which was covered in grease and smelled heavily of smoke. Just the smell made him want to puke. His previously flat chest had grown into a decent pair of pecs which had obviously been gained through long hours on the field, not from years in the gym. His biceps grew as well, becoming as large as baseballs on his upper arms.
"No no no no no. This can't be happening!!! I TAKE IT BACK. I FUCKING TAKE IT BACK!!!" Andy pleaded.
He felt a sharp twinge of pain coarse through his body emanating from his head. He fell down to the hard bathroom floor in intense pain. When he looked up at the mirror once more he was looking at the face of a stranger. His cheekbones were high and his lips were sensuous and full. His brow protruded away from his skull, giving him a the look of a Neanderthal. He could have easily been a model if he hadn't been born such a poor man.
"OH GOD," he said with a deep, heavily accented voice. "WHY IN 'DA HELL IZZ MAH VOICE SO LOWW?"
He didn't have much time to think it over before the next set of changes. He grimaced as he awaited the sharp pain.
"FUUUUUCK."
His pecs exploded with muscle, making his chest look like two giant melons. His lats flared out giving him the wide back he had always found so appealing. His traps grew next making his head look tiny upon the giant column of muscle that was protruding from his head. His quads grew to the size of tree trunks, forcing his legs to move apart. His ass and cock grew at the same time, forcing the seams of his pants to rip open, spilling out his giant, voluptuous bubble ass and his quickly expanding cock at the same time. His cock looked to be at least a foot in length and as wide as a beer can around.
"FUUUUCKK, OH GODD WHADD' 'DAAAA FUUUUUUCK IZZ HAPPENINNN' TTTA MEEE??!"
He grasped his cock, his balls churning up his seed, ready to set free his old life along with it. His cock, still growing, he jerked his cock rapidly in an effort to be given release. The changes continued to escalate, and he was in complete bliss throughout. But all the while, memories of his previous life evaporated like boiling water. His life was a smart college student went with it. A big grin spread across his face, making him look as dumb as a rock. He was close.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, AHHM ABOU' TAH BLOW."
He spilled his seed all over the inside of his trailer home.
"Shiiiit yeahh." he said still breathing heavily. "Gawd, dat wuz a niiice fuck."
He glanced back at the cracked mirror hanging from the paneled wall, admiring his giant ass and wide back.
"Gawd, I nee' tah find me a nice fella tah fuck soon or else." he said wistfully.
"Guess I needa get out more."
He grabbed his hat, admiring his arms in the mirror while he did so and walked out to his pick-up truck.
Where to?