I looked briefly around the room to size up my audience. There was Joey and of course his mom and dad. He had a brother and sister as well,
both of whom looked like they would rather be anywhere else at the moment. Joey's girlfriend, Jessica was there. I was the only friend that was
close to Joey's age but Joey's mom had invited a few guys that were closer to Joey's economic standing and I knew it was a way to try to push
me away and push Joey into making friends with those snobs. But I wasn't ready to give up so easily.
I wasn't sure what I wanted most at the moment. Part of me wanted to forget Joey and go after the women in his life, either for my own sexual
satisfaction or revenge against his mother for being so rude to me. But then again, part of me cared about Joey and didn't want to jeopardize
our friendship. Then again, an opportunity to perform a magical transformation on Joey was a temptation that was hard to resist.
So with a magicians flourish I pulled out a large cleaver and made the announcement that for the audiences enjoyment, I was going to chop
Joey's hand off. He presented it to me as if it was just a stage magic show and I chopped his hand off. Then I threw it to Jessica.
I think I saw in Joey's eyes a look of recognition, like he knew that this was real but he kept quiet about it. He kept up the pretense that it was
all stage magic. I wasn't sure about everyone else. There was nervousness in the room but no one moved to stop me. So I cut off Joey's other
hand and tossed it to his father. Then I chopped off his head and threw it to his mother.
His mother freaked and I thought she was about to stop this but then she settled down. Joey's disembodied head insisted that he was ready to
proceed and assured everyone that no harm had been done.
After that though, it got trickier as so far I'd only cut off what wasn't covered with clothes. But I got permission from Joey to remove his shoes
and socks before chopping his feet off. He was sitting in a chair from then on. I tossed his feet to his siblings who became more interested in
the party. They tickled Joey's feet and his disembodied head laughed and told them to stop.
Joey gave me permission to remove his shirt and I chopped off his arms. I asked about his pants and his mom refused but Joey assured that he
was wearing shorts underneath and persuaded her to allow me to continue. So I chopped off his legs.
His mom said, "Alright, this has been fun. Now put him back together again."
I said, "I've got one more chop I want to do. I want to cut him in half."
I figured his mom would think that Joey would still keep his shorts that way. But using the ring, I wished to make the event more interesting. So
I said, "I'm going to have to remove his shorts but don't worry. I'll protect his modesty." My wish caused them all to buy it so standing in front
of Joey to block the view, I removed his shorts and quickly chopped off his genitals so that he would look like a smooth Ken doll torso. I
pocketed his genitals to protect his modesty as I said I would. Then I chopped his torso in half from neck to crotch. I didn't want to be gross so
I made his torso hollow inside so no one would have to see any guts. But I did notice that the entire inside of Joey's butt crack was now visible.
Joey suggested, "Are you giving my body parts away as party favors?"
I said, "Only temporarily. If It's okay with you, I'd like to wait till later to restore you."
Joey said, "It's okay with me. So what's your next trick?"