As you approach the table you see the contents laid out before you, ready to go. There are 2 stacks of cards
on the colorful game board, one much larger than the next. There is a pair of dice, as well as that scoreboard
you saw earlier. Curiously, the scoreboard has all of your names listed out next to a rough outline of each of
your bodies. Next to the outline, there's a list of simple attributes like gender, height, weight, and hair
color as well as some some attributes you wouldn't see on any survey, like libido, sexual orientation,
sensitivity, and “curse”.
Seeing your confused expression, dan says “dude, we don't know exactly how this works but as soon as we
touched the thing, all the fields filled in themselves. It's like MAGIC or something.” pointing at your
section of the scoreboard, he continues, “and see? You're on there already, so there's no getting out of it.”
resigned, you respond “ok, fine, i'll play the game.” in your mind you play out the possibilities, if it is as
x-rated as it seems, you might get to know the beautiful redhead more intimately than you first thought.
Suddenly, the game seems like a great idea.
“Ok,” begins Amy, “it looks like we have to draw one card from the small stack, and 5 cards from the large
stack.” everyone complies. Looking at the cards in your hand, they kind of look like uno cards, but instead of
just numbers, they have things like “+10 libido”, “-20 sensitivity”, or “reverse preference”. One card in
particular appears to just have a picture of a crayon labeled “link”, on it.
The card you drew from the small deck was a little more detailed, it depicted...