R:Oh, and watch out if you find A mixer.
Y:mixer?
R:plot mixer.They manifest as troublesome little pranksters, cause some mischief, then dissapear. They Look like objects, such as a fork, or a computer or--
Y:a clock?
R:yeah, how'd you know?
You point behind him.
Y: That's how.
Rune turns around to see a clock face floating in midair.
R:yeah, they always give themselves away when they just pop up out of nowhere like that and just sit there.They aren't always that noticable.
Y:shouldn't we run?
R: no, the more you pay attention to it, the worse its going to be.just ignore it.
Anyways, about mixers. Their form depicts their power.and Anything touches you (other than the building or the mixer itself) will take the power of the mixer with you.Such as, If that clock *points at clock on the wall on the opposite end of the room,mindful not to pay attention to the floating clock behind him* were a mixer, it's power would have something to do with your age, and your clothes get older or younger (aka, for older or younger people) with you. Mixers seem to hate trans-gendering. As a rule, NO MIXERS WILL TURN BOYS INTO GIRLS OR VICE VERSA.They also hate looking at that, so they'll go out of their way to fix it if it does happen by some other means.They also don't do Inanimate transformations, but they wont just go out of their way to fix one if they see one happening.If they want to fix it, they'll do it at a later time.They also hate waiting, so This one is liable to cut me off with The clock mixer's phrase any mo--
CM:Tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock... time is going a little too smoothly.time to change things.TIME CHANGE!EMIT!
R: Emit. Oh great. Time backwards. That means regression, and they never leave you above 10. fortunately, the lowest they go is 2, but...
You hear ticking everywhere. Everything seems to be ticking. You, rune, the table, the floor, the fireplace, and the mixer is ticking loudest of all. You start to feel dizzy from all the ticking.The floor and walls dissapear, the roof holding up by itself.
R:this has happened to me before.twice. trust me, The next thing is the worst part.
The ticking stops, but everything is spinning.The objects are spinning in the opposite direction of the room's spinning, and each room is spinning in the opposite direction of the adjacent room's spins.The mixer is the only thing not spinning.You vomit, but it just goes back in your mouth the moment it hits the floor.You hear all of rune's previous sentences, but backwards.then forwards again as wverything starts spinning in the opposite direction it was just spinning. Your vomit then comes out your ears, then back in through your nose,Which no one understands.You see several toons dancing to the can-can for a moment, then dissapearing. A pikachu walks in, but gets thrown into an invisible wall because it missed the processes.It turned into a pichu(not nessesarily any younger, just further back on the evolutionary line),and thrown back out the door by another reversal of spin.You don't hear any sentence repeats this time, but all your vomit flies out of your stomach, flies out your fingers(and toes[your shoes and socks got thrown off on the first spin, but your clothes stayed on.]) and flies around you like a dragon, coming bback in through your ears, nose, and mouth. again, this is unexplainable, and even the mixer seems a little confused.(you hear a confused grunt come out of the clock.) The spin takes a third dimension, as the ceiling dissapears and you start spinning around inside the building like you were stuck in a washing machine.You then start spinning around in every direction possible(not at once, mind you).
When the spinning stops, you and rune are grabbed by a giant ticking hand and thrown into the wall. It picks you and rune up, then set you two on the ground gently. Then it POUNDS you just as you think it's starting to let up.
R:*dizzily*and it's still better then your puke coming in and out of you in various ways.
the joker('The batman' version)walks up and clubs you with a rubber chicken,slaps you with a baseball bat, offers you pie,then smashes it into your face.
R:now this is new. What's this have to do with anything?
J:oh, I'm not part of this. The mixer just wanted to do something a little more creative.
He dissapears, then the clock zaps you with a green beam (but not rune.) Rune feels as though he doesn't want you to be alone in this, so he grabs you(therefore, he WILL be involved in the regression[not necessarily the same age as you will be], whatever age you may be.)
You and rune faint.
When you awake, you and rune find yourselves to be...