You wake up in the morning, your mind foggy as the cold begins to lift. Your exhibit is dark, and you begin slithering around your home. The light turns on, and you look out into the area where people would watch you. There wasn't anyone around, so you begin to slither about. There isn't much to do in your exhibit. You slither up the branches, hang upside down for a little while (but it is quite uncomfortable). You hear people talking in the back, and as you are hungry, you go to the back to see if they are going to feed you.
"She's awake" said one man.
"Give her something to eat" Yessssss you think. You're starved. They throw you another young antelope, and you strike it, and swallow it whole just as you did yesterday. You rest by your lamp, and people begin coming in to see you. You realize that the best way to go about your day is to completely ignore them, and so you do just that. Your meal gives you enough energy for the rest of the day. Most of the day, you lay by your lamp, sunning yourself. Your thoughts seem to have change though, instead of thinking of things from your human life, like movies, books, the news, you seem to be thinking about how nice the antelope tasted this morning, how nice it would be if you could live normally out of captivity. You slither around, and into the trees. Up there you feel more secluded, but you miss the heat of your lamp. Finally you see your light switch off. You slither to the back, and look into the lab behind your cage.
"Are you read for-" one man began to talk to you, but the other man elbowed him in the chest.
"Don't talk to it" he said. "It's an animal for crying out loud"
"Nosssss Isssss Nossss" it's becoming harder and harder to talk, and all that you seem to get out is a hissing noise.
"Spring time is coming soon, and she'll be in heat" said the other man. "Switch on the AC, and let's go home.
What? you thought, I'm going to WANT to mate with another snake? And lay eggs, and all of this in front of everyone?? This is horrible!! You feel the cold, and you slither around, slowly making your way to the corner.
I WONT have sex with an animal....I wont....I....I will have....sex....snakessss....sssss yesssss..... your thoughts slow as you finally sleep.