A car thief! of all the things! You are a bloody car thief.And you hear the police sirens blearing behind.
You have to get away and quick! But how? You keeep on driving when you notice that the ring was still on your 'new' finger this must have caused the switch.You stroke your new goatee, which must have been a habit of the previous owner and smile.
"I've got a plan!".....