AN: Seeing that the 'Conan the Barbarian' remake has been something of a flop. I see fit to provide everyone with a means to go back to the 1982 version, with the means to do whatever you see fit with it. The story begins in the Mountain of Power where Thulsa Doom, the primary antagonist - and everyone's favourite Cannibal Orgy Host & Benefactor - portrayed beautifully by James Earl Jones, within his Orgy Chamber. Whether you follow the movie, the novelisation, or set off on your own path is entirely up to you.
And now our story begins.
It is between the times when the Oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the Sons of Arious. There was an age undreamed of. A time of great works, great evils, great powers. Unto this, two foes. Conan. The Cimmerian. Thulsa Doom. The Sorceror who can summon Demons. Destined to be only one left standing. And one will fall. It is I, their Chronicler, who alone can tell thee of their saga. Let me tell you of the days of High Adventure.
The followers of the Cult of Set writhed amongst each other, pushing themselves to ever greater levels of ecstasy. Thought, reason, clothing, all abandoned for base pleasure. All under the watchful eye of their leader, Thulsa Doom. Said to have lived for over 1,000 years. Showing them the path, to paradise. This. Was only the beginning for him.