He walks into the office and sits up onto a chair in the middle of a room. the type of chair you see in a dentists office. the room is very bright and all the walls, floor, and ceiling is white. A scientist walks in. "Hrmm, maybe he will tell me why i am here" he thought to himself. "hello" said the scientist "I am Dr. freid, the main Scientist in this facilit- i mean office..." "Right, what is this perfume anyways?" Gordon says. "For years now we, scientists have been extracting the DNA of certain insects like Bees and other insects. We saw how the Species, Mainly the Females, used pheramones to attract the opposite sex like... well... Flies, they can't resist the pheramone. So we made a perfume and cologne. Specifically you should'nt mix the perfume or the cologne. women must use the perfume and men use the cologne, this HAS to be followed. If a man uses the perfume, not the cologne, this can make startling effects. Like mutation, sex change, transformation, or Death. All right?" the scientist says. "yes" Gordon says. "anyways, with this cologne, we suppose that the women will be all over you! Heh heh! You will be irresistable!" the scientist adds. "sweet! when do i start!" gordon says. "as soon as you get home! but here is the precaution, take only Once a day! we only want you to smell nice, ok? if you take this more than once a day your molecules might accelerate and fuse with the pheramones DNA, slowly transforming your body because the pheramones are full of Alien and insect DNA. wait, did i say alien? forget i said that, i might get fired from this job for saying that. Now, report back here in 2 months and tell me of the effects of this and the side effects, alright? have fun then!" the scientist concludes. Later that night he gets home and while in the washroom he examines the bottle...