"Dare" Jake said swallowing the anxiety in his throat fully preparing for the worst to happen, but at least rationalizing after it was over he would stay himself
"Damn, I was really hoping to get both there, cause a bit of a physical change to go with the embarassment I am about to give you"
"Shut the fuck up!" Jake yelled into the phone
"Holy crap, tempter dude. Shouldn't you, I don't know be trying not to make me more upset at you?"
"Go to hell, I'm starting to believe this is bull crap, and even if it wasn't I seriously doubt you even have the curse as you sound just as whiny and pathetic as you did when I... well I don't fully remember what I did to you, but shove it!" Jake yelled into the phone as all his bravado came back at once.
"Ok fine, I'll just cut to the chase, no monologue or evil description of whats going to happen..."
"You are going to die at school!"
"Fine, whatever. You are ruining all the fun in this. I dare you to use the curse on one of your douche-bag friends before school and either dare him to turn the curse back on you with the gayest, most perverted thing he can think of, or transform him to be your very own personal stick in your ass! Have fun at school asshole, enjoy having to deal with your new life or your new butt stick!" The freshmen yells slamming the phone down wondering laughing nervously whether or not Jake would would end up walking around with a stick up his ass, or, oh god, there was no size specification, what it it ends up being like a log or something... oh well hopefully some of the debate team rubbed off on him as he shoved them into lockers.