*Poof*
The witch has changed you into the most vile and hideous of things humanity has ever produced.
A thing so sick, hypocritical and vile that it is amazing that people suffer it to draw breath.
You look down and see your are dressed in a suit and tie and you have an overwhelming desire to parade youself infront of people.
The witch laughs hideously... and croaks out with delight, "So, my pretty... How do you like being a Televangelist?"
The words fly from your mouth without so much as a thought, "Oh GAWD! I said GAWD! Anythin' but that!"