Now earlier,before he'd boarded the Kee Bird,Commodore Furball
had conferred with Scotty,the dragon Engineer who kept Inglis Air Base's
fleet of aeroplanes flying.
The Commodore had a problem.He was stuck with a newly recruited
gnome named Johnny who didn't speak any little people languages,and
apparently hadn't been too bright as a mortal human either.The Commodore
didn't want Johnny the Clueless Gnome in the Polish Free Gremlins 813th.
Wellll,it just happened that Scotty had a ex-Brownie who'd been suckered
into switching bodies with a WREN dragoness who had had enough of laying eggs
each rutting season.
Not surprisingly after 3 rutting seasons as a dragoness,Bob the Brownie
( or is that Bobbie the Dragoness) had pleaded for Scotty for a transfer.
Scotty and the Commodore had conferred,Scotty had whispered some words to Bobbie
and so when the Kee Bird's Stay Putt engine fired up,the dragoness who'd
kick started the engine to life had also been secretly looking through the
aeroplanes cockpit windshield,where Commodore Furball had been quietly tightening
Johnny's straps,so the sucker wouldn't be able to even squirm when the dragoness
caught Johnny in her deep dark mind transferring eyes.
Which she did when the jerking jiggling Commodore gave her the
claws up to swap bodies.
Bobbie caught Johnny in her dragonnish gaze,there was a crackling tube of light
between the gnome and the dragoness for 9 seconds,and by the time Johnny the dragoness
recovered from flopping onto the tarmac,Bob the Brownie was now Bob the Gnome,
secure in Johnny's old body.
The polish speaking gremlin pilot gave the new arrival a handshake,then
the two got Kee Bird lumbering down the runway and out into the air.
Which left Johnny left behind as a dragonness...