Carter said, "I'd appreciate it if you didn't hit me. I was only trying to help."
Ryan said, "Yea, but I'd rather be a jockstrap than be that kind of help. Vinnie, keep researching to find spells. Even if you can't restore me
completely, at least make it so you can wear me for a while. I don't want to be a jockstrap that lays around unworn but it is better than being
fucked just to stay human. I can try masturbating you while I'm a jockstrap and see if that works to keep me human."