Diana pointed her left index finger, which had a ring with a blue gemstone on it, at Diane. The cute little
girl, daughter of Jen, transformed back into Dean, Jeff's best friend.
Dean stared at his little girly clothing stretched across his teenage male body. "Where am I? Where's Jeff?"
"Oops, sorry about that" said Diana. She pointed her ring at Dean again, and his clothing morphed into
something more appropriate.
"Your friend Jeff here transformed you against your will, Dean. Despite many warnings, and one termination of
service, he consistently refused to change you and several of the other victims back to their natural state."
"What? The last thing I remember is being turned into a little girl. Why don't I remember anything?"
"Um, would you like to answer that, Jeff?" asked Diana.
The fairy princess looked up at the woman with rage in her eyes.
"That was my daughter you BITCH!". She then tried to kick Diana in the stomach, which the athletic woman
easily dodged.
Jen then used her Chronivac wand to turn Dean back into five year old Diane. Dean shrunk back down, and
reverted to his prior memories.
"Mommy! You and the lady stop fighting!"
"Go upstairs with your new kitty, sweety. Go play with Mrs. Kozlowski."
Diane picked up her cat and prepared to go upstairs when she yelled. "Mommy, Mrs. Kozlowski is frozen solid!"
"What?!"
Jen stomped over from her computer to the front door, where indeed, the female heavyweight was now out of
commission.
"I froze her in time" explained Diana from the living room. "I came here to remove the unauthorized changes,
but since I am not allowed to alter people's minds, even of potentially violent persons, the only way I could
neutralize her was through temporarily sending her consciousness into hyperspace."
"Diane, go upstairs now. NOW!"
Jen stared at Ms. Bertinelli, the fucking whore bitch. Now she was angry. Jen didn't realize that being a
magical fairy princess ironically increased aggression and instability by a healthy margin if you didn't
manually uncheck that part of the personality profile, which of course young Diane had not.
"Mr. Smith, there's no need for such language."
"Oh yeah? How about breaking into people's homes when they're not wanted, attempting to kidnap my daughter,
and turning someone into A FUCKING STATUE?!!! HUH???!!!" Her wings suddenly fluttered from all the pent up
rage.
Diana spoke calmly. "You broke the contract Jeff, and insulted the people who gave you this gift in the first
place. You clearly are abusing the system and taking away people's lives and right to exist. That woman you
turned into a bunny rabbit. Did you know that she had a life? That I had to bring her and her dog home in
tears after I reverted them back? And what about the two cops you just kidnapped? I hope your parents have a
good lawyer, Jeff. Have them come and see me. Want to see my card?"
"Ahhhh!!!" Jen ripped Mrs. Kozlowski's chandelier from the ceiling using her new found telepathy, and
telekinetically threw it as hard as she could at Ms. Bertinelli. Diana caught the fast moving chandelier with
her hands, and placed it carefully on the couch.
And the cat-fight was on- Magical Fairy Princess vs Amazon Woman. Consuela stepped near her secret crush
Teresa to watch the two women duke it out. "This beats the shit out of Deadliest Warrior", whispered Consuela
quietly.