It was Heather’s day off from work. She had no plans for the day and was just going to stay home. She got out of
bed and took a shower. After that, she was going to get dressed, but decided to stay naked. She lived alone, so
no one would see her anyway. She went down to the basement to do her laundry. Then she decided to have
breakfast, but she remembered she hadn’t checked to see if the newspaper had been delivered yet. Without putting
on a robe or even slippers, Heather went to her front door for the paper. First she opened the door and stuck
her head outside and looked around. It was still early in the morning. Most of the neighbors would be in their
homes getting ready for work or school. Heather didn’t see anyone outside, so she thought it was safe. She
looked down at her porch and the paper wasn’t there. She looked over at the steps and saw it there. She stepped
outside her house and walked over to the paper. Just as she bent down to pick it up, she heard the sound of the
door slamming shut. “No,” she said, and ran back to the door. Heather turned the knob repeatedly, but it
wouldn’t open. She was locked out of her house… naked!