Jimmy brayed.
"Oh dear," the Genie said. "I seemed to have overlooked something. If you can't talk, you can't give that third wish, and I'm stuck here in this piece-of-shit mortal world. But I'm not sure if I'm allowed to give you a voice, since I'm not supposed to give anything but the spoken wish." She snapped her fingers, and a book thicker than the Manhatten Phone Directory appeared. "Just a moment."
As she looked up her rules, Jimmy did some tinking. He had just experienced how not watching how his wishes were worded could screw him over. And while being a stud animal had it's appeal, he would rather not spend all eternity in a smelly barn. He liked beer and pizza too much.
So he worded his third wish carefully, even as the Genie flipped through the gigantic rulebook with it's microbe-sized print.
"Okay - I can do it," she agreed. "SHEM HAM HAMPSHORHASH! Now, speak your third wish, O Cursed Master."
Jimmy grinned. "I wish to become the rich human with the huge orgasm-causing penis who is your dominating sexual master!"
"SHEM HAM HAPSHORHASH! Well, now I can le - WHAT?!?!"
The barn disappeared, replaced by a gorgeously-decorated bedroom. The Genie, now human sized and dressed in violet lingerie that complemented her hair, knealt before him. Jimmy was human once more, naked, and his penis was gigantic, sticking out from him like a foot-and-a-half flagpole.
"I can't believe I fell for that," she said, licking the head of his dick. "I was so anxious to get out of here - so sure what you wanted - I didn't think to listen." Slurp, slurp. "I could have screwed you over so many ways - " Slurp slurp. "- Made you impotent, made myself the wife of a jealous and well-armed man, even turned you into my favorite gold-plated dildo." Slurp slurp. "Now I'm stuck here until you die, you bastard. And I can't even kill you because you're the Cursed Master." Slurp slurp.
"And you love it, you treacherous bitch," Jimmy growled, grabbing her hair and shoving her to the floor.
Jimmy spent the next two days ravishing her again and again as servants brought them food. He penetrated her every orifice over and over with his monster dick, whose enchanted touch caused her to spasm in ecstasy just from entering her. He bound her and whipped her and pinched her until she was black and blue. And he made her beg for more.
On the third day, while the pretty black serving-maid was bringing their breakfast, he noticed that the girl cast an appreciative glance at his enormous organ. Since the Genie was busy sucking his nipples, he motioned to her to join him on the bed. As she sat down, he took her hand and put it on his magic organ. Instantly, the maid's eyes closed as an orgasm rocked her body.
Jimmy spent the rest of the day balling the maid while the Genie was chained to the wall. As the girl fell asleep after several hours of constant orgasms, Jimmy turned to the genie. "So ... my dick will cause ANYONE to cum just from touching it?"
"You specified 'huge orgasm-causing penis' O Cursed Master," the angry Genie said. "And if I'm going to be trapped like this for the rest of your life, I figured I might as well have some fun."
Jimmy pondered how to use this new ability ...