Here, the clowns seen are real, and anyone who visits, becomes more of a clown the longer they stay.
Their bodies and clothes change, and they become sillier, but keep their memories and personalities, for example: a goth girl will most likely become a goth clown, be able to turn her head all the way around, have a round, black nose, with black lips that can stretch into a smile that literally stretches from ear to ear.
Sometimes, if the person has a repressed inner-child, they'll become little kids first before they turn into clowns.
At the reception, it's explained that once the transformation compleates, it's permanent, so they show them a computer simulated image of what they'll look like when it's done, and how long they'll have to leave before it happens. Although by the time most people have passed the half-way point, they find they don't WANT to go back to their original selves, and keep going all the way, and if it's something that the person wants from the start, the process speeds up, and they become a full clown version of themselves on the spot.
Today, Jack and Carol are visiting for their honeymoon.
Carol has always loved clowns since she was a little girl, but Jack has always been scared of them, and is only doing this for Carol.
They got to the reception desk, and were greeted by a clown woman with white skin, a green afro, a golfball-sized pink nose, a big, pink-lipped smile, over-sized glasses, and a professional bussiness suit.
"Welcome," she said in a helium voice "I'm Lulu the receptionist, what can I do for you on this fine day?"
"We're here on our honeymoon," Carol said "and we wanted to stay in a hotel room for a 2 weeks."
"Then by the end of that time period," Lulu said "your transformations will be complete, so if you don't want to go all the way, I'd advise staying only 4 days, otherwise you may not want to stop."
Then after scanning them with a device, Lulu gave them their pics of what they'd look like.
Jack's had white skin, fiery red hair, a golfball-sized red nose, big, red lips, a red tux + pants with a white tie with red polka-dots, red gloves, and red clown shoes for his 18" long feet. It said he'd have a goofy voice, and his name would be Jakjak.
Carol's had white skin, pink hair done up in large ponytails by green bows, a pink, golfball-sized nose, anime eye with eyelashed 3" long, small, but plump pink lips, a green dress with shoulder poufs the size of cantelopes, breasts just as big as that, hips twice as wide as hers, a green, poofy skirt with white trim, green gloves, white knee-high socks with green stripes, and green clown shoes for her 14" long feet. It said that she'd have a helium voice, her name would be Kiki, and every time her husband kissed her on her lips, her whole body would inflate and her clothes with her, until she was as big as a parade float. All she'd have to do to return to normal size would be to squeeze her nose, but wheather she was kissed or not, she'd always be floating at least 2" off the ground.
"Sounds like fun." Carol said.
"Maybe for YOU." Jack said, worried.
"Oh, lighten up Jack." Carol smiled "We're here to have fun."
So they got a room.
Now what?