A father brought his son to the local rec center. As they were changing in the locker room, the son looked up and said, "Daddy, I thought girls
weren't allowed in the men's locker room."
The dad said, "That's right son. This is the men's locker room for men and boys only."
The son asked, "What is that woman doing in here?"
The dad looked around and asked, "What woman? I don't see any women."
The son pointed at Sean and said, "That woman. What's she doing here?"
The dad said, "That's a man. Don't go saying that's a woman. Don't be rude."
The son said, "But that man has a vagina. I thought men have a penis and women have a vagina."
The dad said, "Hush now. Talk quieter. Yes, typically men have a penis and women have a vagina but sometimes there are exceptions."
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Jay, Dan and Sean did their usual workout routine. None of them were body builders but all three of them were athletic and enjoyed a variety of
sports including swimming, martial arts, running, basketball, baseball, and soccer. They finished their workouts and slapped each other on the
way to the locker room. They got into the usual male banter in the shower, snapping towels at each other and skating on the wet shower floor.
As the three men soaped up, Sean started saying, "You know, I've been thinking that Chris really needs a little brother. I wanted to wait a few
years but then there would be a huge age gap between Chris and his siblings. For Chris' sake, I've decided to try and have another child as soon
as possible."
Dan said, "I don't know if I can handle another child. It was hard to get my girlfriend to accept that I'm already a daddy. She's agreed to help
raise little Chris but I can tell that she's reluctant to do so. I don't think she could handle another one. She's complained that it's like I'm making
her a mother before I'm making her a wife and it isn't even her child she's having to be a mother too."
Sean said, "That's okay. Jay can do the honors this time."
Jay thought about it. His girlfriend would also complain but Jay owed it to Sean. After what Jay had done to Sean, the fact that Sean stayed his
friend and even became a better friend, how could Jay abandon his best friend now?
Jay gave Sean a hug and said, "I'd be delighted to but I do need to discuss this with my girlfriend before I make a decision." Then Jay kissed
Sean.