"I wish that people won't panic anymore because what happened is completely normal because of the Fem-masters' existence.
I wish to be a Fem-master where a Fem-master is a man of following description: for every 100 million of boys born one of them is a Fem-master. Upon reaching puberty they gain some special powers. They can make any number of women wet themselves by clicking their fingers. They can control a woman's libido, fertility and any aspect of her pregnancy by patting her abdomen. Their penises are normal sized when flaccid but when they get hard they grow to be about foot long and thicker than a coke can. Even though their members' great size they still can have intercourse normally, as any woman's vagina will expand just about to be able accommodate Fem-Master's penis upon its touch.
I wish women to fear those men as females are magically compelled to obey Fem-masters' every command, most often against their will. Additionally I wish the Fem-masters to be untraceable by any government because they can simply make people forget they are who they are."
I saw the ring glowing for a moment and felt something like a slight wind - a feeling of reality shifting around me. I looked at Mark. He was smiling. Well, how could he not? Despite knowing him for so long I would never had suspected that Mark was so hungry for power. And he didn't just wish to be rich or to become a president... What my friend had wished for was just sick.
"Now my friend," Mark addressed me "we can have some fun!"
"But don't you think that you went a little too far?" I tried to object "You've basically made every single woman on Earth your potential slave!"
"Oh come on Jon! Don be so politically correct. I'm sure that deep inside you also somehow objectify women. Each one of us do. It's all about those feminist movements - they made people, even men, think that sexes should be equal. I'm sure you know it can't be true... In fact I wish you would tell me your deepest fantasy on how women should be and then I wish it became true."
"What did you just wish?!" I shouted but then my mouth didn't wait for Mark to answer my question as it began to speak on its own...
"I've always wanted..."