( so chucking some of the earlier stuff and moving into fast draft )
We learn that Jimmy did not steal the purse and that his last name is
Olsenson ( Jimmy Olsenson ) and he's on the run from the local
Lord Lex Luthor.
There is no Superman but there is a lady in some medievel chain mail
outfit that has that 'red and blue' look who flies around and
calls herself Super Dame
Dame Alessa naturally was a childhood hero of Super Dame and falls
grovelling at her feet.
It turns out that the Knucker Queen and Super Dame are twins,whose parents up
on the Moon sent them to Earth as babies,because a asteroid was about to
plough into the Moon City of Alchemia
They'd both been raised by the same serf parents and the serfs had hidden
their parents inheiritantance to them in a knucker cave.The knuckers had slithered
all over the Alchemia relics,cursing and tainting them.
The future Knucker Queen ,always cruel and ambitious,got to the knucker
cave first.She went straight for the Alchemia Relic Chest and when she tried
out a few potions,the things blew up in her face and turned her into the
knucker monster she is today.
That left future Super Dame without a inheritance,and when their adoptive
father the 'salt of the earth farmer-serf" tried to help his cursed
knucker daughter,she turned into some monstrous horror
that caused him to collapse and die from a heart attack.
Lex Luthor,still a mere Centurion at that time,saw a opportunity
for advancement when he came to investigate serf-farmers cries of horror
struck up a relationship
with the future knucker queen and the two have worked hand in hand to promote
each others interests.
Including having future Super Dame locked up on false charges of killing her father
,being in league with the Devil,etc.She was sent off to the dungeons
to rot away.There she met a fellow Alchemian,who taught her of
her peoples powers and after she'd saved Queen Regent Matilda's life with
Super Powers,she became one of Queen Matilda Juniors Ladies in Waiting in the
Royal Court,giggling and laughing as various French bards recite romantic Arthurian
legends.
So foppish giggling Lady Louis during the day,and iron fisted
" smash down the moat bridge-door Super Dame
at night,vanquishing monsters and ordinary
crooks and folk such as Robin Hood.
Now Jimmy's on the run because he has a manuscript showing Robin Hood and Lord Lex
Luthor plan to steal the Crown Jewels from the Black Tower...
So