The four criminals too young to be sent to prison, but too old to be given some slap on the wrist had diverse reactions to what they say.
Maria burst out laughing.
Lee Chin snarled, "Is this supposed to be some mockery?!"
Matt Nickson looked at the guards and warden dumbly and in pure confusion.
Keith kept a straight but bored face, "I think the driver was high and let us off at a convention or something."
Samuel Payne just stared in open mouth shock.
The guards were all girls on the wrong side of puberty. Was this a hidden camera reality show? They all had badges with numbers and names
on them, shaped like stars with a heart in them.
They all also had very large eyes, hair styles that defied gravity, and eye colors that always matched their hair colors that defied nature. Green?
Purple? Pink?! Blue hair?
Some were holding little magician star topped wands, others were holding long staffs with complex patterns on them, one had a spear, a
musket, one had a gymnastics ribbon!
They were all smiling like they didn't have a care in the world and were all looking right at them.
But the MOST insane part was how they were all dressed in brightly colored and frilly outfits in flat top shoes!
"Alright maggots!" Declared a little girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Her costume was white and blue with a star at the center. In her hands
she was holding a scepter. Her appearance totally contrasted her tone and matter. "You've broken the law! And you've all shown no remorse for
what you've done with yourselves! Kiss your old lives goodbye! Because your asses belong to ME now! Red Rock Correction Institution will
transform you into eager and willing Magical Girls who will serve the cause of justice and protect the innocent! And you're going to LIKE IT! The
harder you fight it, the the more you can say goodbye to who you are now!"
"You just need to believe in the power of friendship and love!" A white cat eared bunny jumped on he magical girl's shoulder.
"This is Moonshine. I am Warden Miracle Mary!" She struck a pose. "Now! Are you little girls gonna give us trouble as we remake you for society
benefit, or are you gonna give us trouble? Oh PLEASE give us trouble! We love getting in the practice!"
"THIS IS FRIGGIN' NUTS! NUTS WITH IT! NUTS!" Screamed Matt as he ran like a mad dog into the desert to who knows where.
"LOVE LIGHTNING!" Shouted one guard in a pink outfit pointing her finger. Pink electricity jumped from her and hit Matt, he fell over
unconscious a few seconds later twitching. The rabbit/cat gave him a kiss as two magical girls with the red cross on their outfits carried him
into the prison on a stretcher.
"Anyone else?" Miracle Mary asked grinning.
"HI-YA! I AM NOT A SLAVE TO LITTLE GIRLS!" Lee Chin chop at the guard right next to him, knocking her cat themed magic wand out of her
hand.
She grabbed his hand in a blur with one hand, twisted it, and broke his wrist with her other had. She then threw him into the truck leaving an
indentation. Samuel wondered where all those dented had come from.
The rabbit gave him a kiss as he was again carried away on stretchers.
"Got it all out of your system yet?" Politely asked the cat themed magical girl who had just thrown a man twice her size into a bus.
Keith had SOMEHOW snuck a gun into the bus and drew it now and fired it at short blond MG armed with armed with a long ring staff. She
deflected the bullets with her weapon actually leaving after images. Keith tried to use the last bullet on himself but the short blond MG threw
her staff and knocked the gun of his hand. Her staff reappeared in her hands. Warden Miracle Mary took the gun and crushed it in her bare
hands.
"I trust you've got it all out of your systems [i] now [/i] I trust? I do trust now that I can trust you to better behave yourselves. But if you feel like
giving us more exercise got right ahead."
Keith broke down sobbing as the short blond magical girl he had just tried to shoot gently patted him on he back, "There there, you'll love it, I
promise."
"Now then maggot. You're gonna be cute little smiling happy fighting machines in the name of love and justice and that's your fate now!"
Moonshine then hopped along the rest and kissed them on the forehead. He hopped back onto the warden's shoulder.
"That kiss Moonshine just gave you means that if you try to leave this place without our consent or approval, you're in for some quick sweet
dreams until we take you back in. So if you try to escape, hope we find you before the coyotes do! Any other questions?"