You carefully open your hand and were confused to find a regular looking remote control. There was also an
instruction booklet on the ground. You flipped through it and what it said was that the remote had the ability
to alter a person, and to an extent reality in any way. It gave programming instructions and guidelines. You
didnt believe it but you were curious enough, so you spent the next half hour programming it. Finally as a
test, you tried to make the tree turn from brown to pink. You aimed the remote at the tree, set the options,
and pressed the "change" button. In less time than it would take to blink the tree turned a shade of hot pink.
"Wow." You say, eyes wide and amazed.
Then...