he looks at you and says, “Man where do I start, let’s see she dropped out of College.” Then with a slightly
confused look you simply say, “What? Why?” you ask, “I don’t know man; she said it was too stressful.” He
says, “But she loved college, what happened?” you says, “Your guess is as good as mine man, one day I got up
for work and she was still in bed, so I try to wake her up for class and she says she quit.”
“Wow, so what is she going to do now,” you ask, “Who knows, but as soon as she starts doing something I’ll let
you know?” he says, “Wait, when did she drop out?” you ask, “Bout two months ago.” He says, “So what has she
been doing since?” you ask, he then puts his beer down, looks you straight in the eye and says, “NOTHING, just
staying out all night with her friends and sleeping all day! She doesn’t cook, she doesn’t clean, and she
hasn’t mentioned anything about getting a job or going back to school!”
“Wow man, I had no idea.” You say, “Oh hang, it gets better.” He says smiling, “Oh no,” you think to yourself,
“At first I thought this was one of those finding yourself phases, but well let’s just say I haven’t gotten
any “Attention” since all this started.” He says with a frustrated look on his face, your eyes then get really
big, “Wait so you’re telling me, that you two haven’t…” he then sulks his head in shame, “Holy shit, the
legendary man whore has gone more than a few days without sex?” you say laughing,
He then gets an irritated smirk on his face, “Fuck you man!” he says, “I’m sorry man I just couldn’t resist.”
You say, as you calm down and drink your beer, “But seriously man, and you know the worst part about it, is
that’s not all.” You then put your beer down, “I can understand dropping out of college, I can handle her not
working, I can handle her going out with her friends every night, and yes I can deal with no sex, But she’s
cheating on me!” he says