After your hole stops leaking, you decided to head downstairs to get something to eat. Rummaging through the
fridge, you find some Peanut Butter and Jelly, so you make a sandwich. You then settle in front of the TV to
watch some cartoons. After a bit you hear a knock on your door, it's your best friend, Bobby. "Miss Paula",
Bobby asks, "I lost my baseball in your backyard, can you get it for me please?". "Bobby, it's me Chris, I'm
inside Miss Paula now, I get to be a grown up." "No way!!", Bobby replies. "Yeah, come on in and watch
cartoons."
So Bobby comes in to watch TV with you. After a few minutes, he challenges you to wrestle like always. He
almost always wins, but this time it's different. With your new adult frame you easily pin him to the ground,
and he gives up.
Just then, "your" boyfriend Chet comes home. "What's going on here babe?" he asks, looking at you and Bobby.
"Umm, nothing", you reply. "Well he needs to scram, we've got stuff to do."
He sends Bobby home, and turns his attention to you. "Where's my dinner?, he asks angerly. "What?" you reply.
"Dammit!!, he scream, "I thought you learned by now" Then he strikes you in the face. "Nice lingerie though."
You start crying, "You're mean, I wish you were more like Bobby"