Foolishly you go examine and touch the dragons hoard,the gemstones.
You then go examine the helmet and notice a suit of silver chain mail nearby.
So you put on the chainmail,pocket the gemstones in the pockets of your dress
and ,ignoring the dragons warning,you exit the cave and after a
weeks journey in the wilderness,somehow mircaculously make it back
to civilization unscathed.
It appears fortune has smiled on you since you took those lucky dragon
relics and treasure from the dragons cave.
You'd thought when you got back you'd sell off the gemstones and the silver
suit for the money they're worth,but some inner "instinct" wakes up and you hang onto the
items.
A year passes and you're getting dressed as a "maiden" for the office Halloween party.
After some thought you decide to go as a "Warrior Maiden"
and you put on the silver suit,string the gemstones on a necklace you wear
around your neck and go to the party with your new boyfriend,who just happens
to be the President's son and is filthy rich and in love with you
and has proposed marriage...