"I wish to have unlimited wishes," I say after thinking for a few moments. "Actually I have a better idea; I
wish you would become my sexy girlfriend. You would love me entirely regardless of any misdeeds I may do or
have done, will never be injured nor die, will always stay as young as me, be able to grant my wishes
regardless of the DVD being watched or not. If there is a wish that will cause a state of being unable to wish
for more than twenty-four hours, that wish will become null and void." I hold up a hand to let her know I
wasn't done yet. I've read about those people who find the genies and there's always loopholes they forget to
close. A few more wishes later and I'm satesfied I've closed up every loophole.
So now I have this sexy girlfriend who can grant me wishes. So what now?